Nikki is my constant gardening &
farm chore companion protecting me from killer grubs, straying dragonflies & the horses. The problem with her
vigilance in her duties of protecting me from things that might attack me in the garden or barn can sometimes be a challenge.....
Move the Pug..........go out the
door
Move the Pug..........trip down the
steps
Move the Pug..........walk to the
tool shed
Move the Pug--------open the tool-shed
door
Move the Pug--------pick out tools
needed in the garden
Move the Pug--------go back out the
tool-shed door
Move the Pug--------walk across the
yard to the garden
Move the Pug--------dig a hole for
a plant
Move the Pug out of the hole----------put
in Manure fertilizer
Move the Pug--------fill hole with
water
Move the Pug--------rinse mud off
Pug in muddy hole
Move the Muddy Pug again in the hole-------------Place
Plant in the muddy hole while holding the muddy Pug out of the hole
Rinse yourself off from the muddy
Pug-------------catch the now to the wiser muddy Pug
Rinse the muddy Pug-------------Place
Plant in the hole
Move the Pug off the new-planted
Plant-------------prop up the unhappy bent plant
Move the Pug--------Quickly fill
the hole
Move the Pug--------Spread mulch
Move the digging Pug------------again
scatter the mulch
Move the Pug---------water newly
planted plant
Move the pug out of the mud again--------rinse
the muddy Pug
No need to move the Pug this time,
just point the hose at her..........gather the tools
Move the Pug----------walk back to
the tool shed
Move the Pug---------open the door--------by
now the Pug is too tired to follow to investigate all the neat smells in the Tool shed
Move the laying Pug in front of the
tool shed door----------carry the now worn out Pug back to the house and lay her muddy butt on the rug in front of the door.
Open the frig----------you got it:
Move the Pug
Go to recliner---------move the Pug
already there ahead of you
Sit down to watch Jerry Springer------listen
to the Pug's sweet snores from a hard day of guarding Momma!
Can you tell: I love my sweet Nikki!